Saturday, August 2, 2008

Large Hadron Collider Nightmare scenario

The pictures of the large hadron collider look amazing. Other than pulling us all into a black hole, surely scientists who wrote the software dread the following ....

c:\>run large hadron collider.exe

Error at line 4. The 'Higgs Boson' is not a recognized particle. Please try again.


Jim Purdy said...

I've Got Einstein on my Mind
by Jim Purdy

Listen to me one and all, Oh dear,
For bad news I bring, The End is Near.

In the UK, the Daily Mail tried to clue us in,
That those mad scientists are going to do us in.

Yes indeed, they have published a news article
Warning us of a runaway sub-atomic particle.

The Large Hadron Collider is to blame,
And our universe will soon end in flame.

Oh man, the fireworks will be spectacular,
It'll be so big, I won't need my binocular.

As the end nears, some may grieve and mourn,
But I'll enjoy the show, just eating my popcorn.

Someday I'll entertain grandkids with the story I'll tell,
Oh. Wait. I guess I won't have any grandkids, oh well.

In college, we laughed at those physics dorks,
Always talking about their tachyons and quarks.

Yes, soon the world will be gone, we'll be no more,
Thanks to guys named Fermi, Heisenberg and Bohr.

So, as I await the end of all mankind,
I've got Albert Einstein on my mind.

Anonymous said...

$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create

Anonymous said...

$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create